It’s not just a golly darn pickle jar it’s the shining future of your little baby bundle!
Are you expecting a baby? Does your man swear like a sailor? Does this worry you? If the answer is “&%$^#! yeah”, then you need The Original New Daddy (No More F-Bombs) Swear Jar™!
Created by a sailor (and new daddy) for swear-oholics and the women who love them. Jar includes: Swear-O Meter™, Corrective Aid Soap and Assessment Tool. Our three-step program guarantees results.* Works for potty-mouth mommies too!
Perfect gift for baby showers, Father’s Day, baby’s first birthday and, of course, shotgun weddings! Guarantee your baby’s future today!**
*Type of result may vary
**Particularly important if baby is showing early signs of P.M.D., Potty Mouth Disease. Prevents your baby’s babble-bombs from turning into full blown F-bombs before it’s too late.
Recognize the danger of uncontrolled F-bombs with the SWEAR-0 METER.™
Predict your bundle of joy’s future career. It all depends on you!
Wash those dirty words away with Corrective aid soap.
Go old school and threaten to scrub out that potty mouth with 100% American made soap suds.
Throw a party and use the assessment tool bottle opener. Place Swear Jar near adult beverages. See how new daddy and friends do.
Mommies keep the money!